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Dear Psycho Grandmother,
I would like to open with the fact that you, in fact, were not the Psycho Grandmother I was expecting to hear about from our management team this lovely Monday morning. She was irritating, but you went above and beyond to claim the title.
First, let’s address the fact that you were not the party host, but the party host’s mother. To feel such indigence when it was not even your “problem” to begin with is astounding.
Second, let’s address the apparent problem: your party room. Supposedly, I provided to you, in writing, a confirmation that you were booked for Party Room A, though you showed up to find yourself assigned Party Room B. When pressed for this confirmation, you were unable to provide it. This is because you were not ever assigned, nor did your daughter ever request Party Room A. From what I understand, you were given an impromptu tour, which is rude in and of itself, and the Admissions staffer who gave it to you may have neglected to mention Party Room A is one of four we offer. There was no promise or guarantee of hosting in Party Room A, yet you assumed this because that is the one you saw. The beauty of setting up an appointment with me to see the rooms is that I show you all of them and confirm their availability for your weekend of interest.
Third, let’s address the incredibly vile way you handled this: by going to the woman booked in Party Room A and informing her that she “ruined your granddaughter’s birthday” by virtue of setting an appointment to tour the rooms, requesting that room, and putting her deposit down on June 6th. Your daughter, on the other hand, booked on November 21st and did not once mention a room preference. If she had, she would have learned that Party Room A was booked five months ahead of her.
Fourth, let’s address the fact that you want to have me fired for this. Is there nothing more Christian than attempting to get someone fired two days before Christmas? I apologize that you and your daughter did not think to confirm your party room in an entire month of waiting for your date to roll around. I apologize that another department gave you information that was incorrect. I apologize for the fact that you felt the need to throw your weight around. Calling my manager or the owner is not going to do much for you, though. She is aware of the fact that your daughter was booked for Party Room C initially; with that being used for exhibit programming, I was forced to move you to Party Room B. Any host booked for Party Room C who requested it was given a phone call. Your daughter did not receive this phone call as no room preference was stated; if she had, she, again, would have learned that Party Room A was booked five months before she ever called to book. In fact, the woman rescheduled to that date and time on October 22nd, still quite a bit of time before your daughter reserved her party.
Fifth, let’s address the fact that you were breathing fire and ready to ream me “as soon as [I] got in Monday morning”. I waited for your call, but found myself leaving your daughter a message at noon. As I shut down my space for the day at 5 o’clock, I received no email or phone call from either of you addressing this matter. You will not receive a refund for your lack of foresight and poor communication, though you feel “[having] enough money to book anywhere in the city” entitles you to it. Please do feel free to book anywhere else in the city next year as blacklisting you was quite an easy decision for us here.
Sixth, your granddaughter only turned three. I would love to hear what impact having her third birthday party in Party Room B had on her.
In closing, I wish you a Merry Christmas as I know I will still have my job through the new year.
Waiting For Your Call,
That Party Girl